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What do YOU want from Santa Claus this year?

Tickets to Janet Napolitano's Nude Security Theater (in 3-D!)
6% (80 votes)
U.N. brand WikiPlugs for the Internet, FCC neutralized
2% (31 votes)
A year's supply of foreign bogeymen
1% (10 votes)
A Ponzi-style retirement plan like our own Social Security plan
3% (38 votes)
Worldwide violence and ill-will towards men
3% (36 votes)
$14 trillion in credit card debt
3% (41 votes)
535 congressional fruitcakes
4% (48 votes)
My front door smashed in by 8 SWAT reindeer at the wrong house
6% (80 votes)
An Obamacare Bear
4% (57 votes)
A veto pen
67% (869 votes)
Total votes: 1290